
FEB-MAR = A TIME TO BRING A SPRING TO YOUR STEP
Lent is a time for allowing our body to rest from the heavy foods of winter and invest in your future good health. In Kachina a range of treatments can help you achieve this, e.g.
TUM & BUM TRIM - Targeting stubborn cellulite areas, Thighs, Buttocks, Stomach & Upper Arms. (See specials)
HOMEOPATHIC DETOX - for internal detoxification.
BODY CONDITIONING SCRUBS - Stimulate Lymphatic drainage, Circulation, & Skin rejuvenation
BODY WRAPS - the ultimate assistance for weight loss
HYDROTHERAPY - deep massage with water
Detoxification is not about denial
It is about treating yourself and investing in the future good health of your body, mind and spirit. In Kachina Natural Spa you can use our Body Wraps, Hydrotherapy baths, Massage, Reflexology, Homeopathy & Moor Herbal Essence to give you’re body a holiday and help it detox. Our specially formulated DETOX Remedy combines a comprehensive detoxification of the lymphatic system, the digestive system, colon, liver & kidneys. This Detox Remedy works by stimulating the body’s natural process of elimination to cleanse itself of poisons. These drops are tasteless and easy to take . It is not necessary to go on a special diet but it is important to eat simple foods and avoid junk foods, and limit alcohol intake.
SPRING SPECIALS
- Dr Hauschka Specialist Facials – 40% reduction.
- Tum & Bum Trim (See specials)
PRODUCT OF THE MONTH - AA EXPRESSO SLIM

Innovative anti-cellulite serum
Energises skin
Helps skin regain firmness & elasticity
Stimulates micro-circulation
Accelerates fatty tissue reduction
Anti-inflammatory properties
Active ingredients— Caffeine; pineapple extract, & Guarana extract
THE HOTEL BILL
An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of London’s most expensive hotels. When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for €250.00. She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. “It’s a nice hotel, but the rooms certainly aren’t worth €250 for just an overnight stop without even breakfast.” The clerk told her that €250 is the ‘standard rate’ so she insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk, announced; “The Hotel has an Olympic sized pool and a huge conference centre, which are available for use.” “Bu I didn’t use them,” she said. “Well, they are here, and you could have,” explained the Manager. He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows, for which the hotel is famous. “We have the best entertainers from Edinburgh, Glasgow & London performing here,” the Manager said.
“But I didn’t go to any of those shows,” she said. “Well, we have them, and you could have,” the Manager replied. No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, “But I didn’t use it!” The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a cheque and gave it to the Manager. On looking at the cheque the Manager exclaimed with surprise “But madam, this is made out for only €50.00.” “That’s correct. I charged you €200 for sleeping with me,” she replied. “But I didn’t!” exclaims the very surprised Manager. “Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have.” !!!!!!!!!!!!!




